Take Care of Your Zelph



  

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babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass
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darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

(Source: khione, via pizza)

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coolscar:

They’re evolving
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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via katniseverdeenn)

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swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg
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shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

(via sonic-screw-me)

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condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

(via pizza)

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that moment when you’re tumbling at a party because you’re ready to leave but you’re friend is too drunk so you have to stay and take care of her